Mathbat

A loosely affiliated crew of demented lab assistants and telekinetic cephalopods.

Mathbat uses nonlinear sonar and apocalyptic funk to generate acoustic mappings of the countably infinite dimensions of the void. Empirical evidence to be discovered when sonic pods return to stable orbit in 2028. Recent experiments conducted by Philosopede and Batfist at the Mathbat Labs have revealed that time may run in the opposite direction that ordinary observations of reality would suggest. The Manifold makes us all its bitches.

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See also: Linear Algebra, Chaos and Tinfoil, Frame Dragging. Modified Newtonian Dynamics. Functional Renormalization. Endothermic Moisture Control. Experimental Layer Removal. Systemic Failure Operation.

Splasmodynamics


Splasmodynamics is either a) the theory of fluid dynamics applied to thermonuclear failure condensation, or b) the soundtrack to an obscure old theory about unintentional pickling of space-time. You pick.

Published Dec 31, 2015
Music by Mathbat/Philosopede. Animation by Sean Hopp.
All other images public domain/fair use. Any similarity to real or fictitious people is entirely fictitious.
© 2016-2028 Mathbat, LLC, PCP

Corinthian Shit Blaster


"When I first encountered the Corinthian Shit Blaster, like all the other unholy script kiddies of the 7th Kingdom I only used it to blast holes in shitty leather goods from Corinth. Soon I realized the stun setting could be easily overridden with prolonged ingestion of outrageous dosages of methanthropomorphine, resulting in a weapon of interdimensional transcendence. And the rest, as they say, is history. All praise the Infinite Mother of Uncomputable Dimensions."
— Testimony of the Mad Fez Dispenser, Abdul Al-McNamara III

Published Sep 7, 2015
Music by Mathbat. Produced by Philosopede. Art, animation and bass loops by Sean Hopp.
All other images public domain/fair use. Any similarity to real or fictitious people is entirely fictitious.
© 2015-2028 Mathbat, LLC, PCP

A Eulogy for the Instruments of Control - 2015 Remix


An ode to our robot overlords, pulverized back into the cosmic dust from whence they came, many thousands of years in the future. Humans may no longer be around on that day, so we recorded this eulogy in advance.

This track was sorta half-baked anyway when first released in 2009 - now it's even more done. Sorry my Latin is rusty. Best listened to in the dark.

Published Oct 24, 2015
Music by Mathbat. Produced by Philosopede. Animation by Sean Hopp.
All other images public domain/fair use. Any similarity to real or fictitious people is entirely fictitious.
© 2015-2028 Mathbat, LLC, PCP

Mixed sonic results. Allow compensation for several weeks alone in the lab.

Tiny Fluctuations at the Door to the Underworld


Energy battles the void for existence using Planck-scale weapons for an infinity before moving on to atoms, stars, doorways and shadowy figures lurking in the ether.

Music by Mathbat. Produced by Philosopede. Animation by Sean Hopp.

Fly My Locusts, Fly


We pause to celebrate the insect's superior mating habits and inevitable triumph over humanity. Kralizec save us.

Music by Mathbat. Produced by Philosopede. Art and animation by Sean Hopp.

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